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Name: Dorsa
Birthday: 8/6/1991
Gender: Female


Interests: metal, The Mummy, dollar movies, dancing with $5 bills, leaves, green, liprings, Irish accents, some Mid-east accents, retarded inside jokes, art/artists, strange food, Oded Fehr <33
Expertise: destroying the English language.
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Saturday, March 25, 2006

Currently Listening
Riverdance: Music from the Show
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Mmkay, usually I wait a really long time 'till I update, but screw it. I went to go see Riverdance yesterday. But the drive was a bit long, and at a stop light I looked over at the car next to us with earphones in and all tired and see a bit of a profile. I'm like 'oh, mmkay whatever' and look at the back of my mom's head until out of the corner of my eyes I see the person's face turned towards me(maybe looking at the street behind me, who knows). I didn't really have anything to lose by looking back (I actually thought it was a woman in the car next to us) so I look over and there is the single hottest guy in the history of guys. Yes Kels, he could even rival the guy at the mall. And of course at the moment that I see him, the light turns green. So that was the end of my adventure, lmaio. We actually got a box seat at the theatre (my first time) which was pretty cool. Box numero 5. Wasn't that the one haunted in Phantom of the Opera? Haha, it was cool though. It was like this; there was a door with the box number on it, so you enter by pulling the door open and walking through a narrow hall for all of like 2.1 seconds, then you get to a balcony separate from the others with like 8 seats in it. I could probably reach out and touch the person in the box next to me <- just for visual effect, I didn't want to, some crazy lady sat there. When the play was over, I was leading the way out and of course they paint the doors a dark brown, the door has no handle (you push), and it's still dark so I was literally an inch away from smacking into it. Of course I make a huge deal and am like "WOAH! Ohmygosh!" There goes Dorsa's dignity. It was waaaay too fun to dress up though ( I feel pretty, oh so pretty...) I threw on a crazy red long-sleeved shirt with a v neck that I had to keep yanking up and a long black skirt. I thought I looked a bit goth-ish, but I got there and ended up looked better than most of the old people there so I'm not complaining. I also threw on some jewlery but that's not really important. It was too funny 'cus the only dress shoes that fit me were some weird boots with a large heel that I sounded like a horse in. The funny part was that we were late (or so we thought) and ran down the halls to our box and other people were doing the same, so all the girls and ladies sounded like an angry stampede about to ambush the theatre .

OH! I FORGOT! Some guy was playing a weird instrument on stage for a moment, and I don't know what was going on but I started to tear up. No the stage didn't have a sad theme and he didn't look sad or anything. So that was the first time I cried for a song as well. I peeked into the Play Bill and the song was called "Heart's Lament" or something like that. Lmao, it was crazy-weird.  


Wednesday, March 22, 2006

Currently Watching
Airheads
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Dewd! What is up with the weather!? I'm really hating the cold, in fact I'm sitting here typing in a scarf and beanie.  No you'll never get to see how much I look like hobo right now.

Anywho, I'm DETERMINED to learn arabic (and maybe brush up on spanish so I can make sure those two kids in art aren't talking about me. YEAH! Yeah I heard that "catorse aƱos!" What now punk!?) so I can be sexytrilingual and who knows, I can always dream of a hot foreign exchange arab dude. Not that I'm expecting them to be all that cyute anyhow, lmao! I kept getting images of a giant octopus eating a shark running through my head all day and smiling at Tiff's imitation of the octopus, lmao (props to Tiffany for the story and reinactment in biology) I probably looked crazy sitting there with a huge grin on my face. Oh! Airheads is a hilarious movie! I don't really think it's a good movie, but it was good and made me love it somehow.

 I can't think of anything else to say and seriously need to start my homework, so I might add more later or whatever. 

:B

 

 


Thursday, February 02, 2006

Currently Reading
Animal Dreams
By Barbara Kingsolver
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Gosh.

This week was weird. I got crazy sick after what should have just been a cough and ended up experiencing (sp?) fainting for the first time. It was only for like a second but still. WELL! It started off with me getting horrible stomache cramps in bed in the morning so I tried to ignore it untill I felt like I had to throw up. Sooo I got up really fast then ran to the bathroom, locked the door and tossed me cookies (wheee). I already was starting to see crazy colored dots along the rim of my eyesight but I tried to shake it off, no such luck. My vision eventully clouded over until I heard a click and everything was dark...turned out my brother accidentally turned off the light (lmao). I got it back on though. But after that I suddenly got REALLY weak and fell to the floor (still in the bathroom) with a HUGE thump...earning a bruise on meh arse. My mom heard it and ran over freaking out and trying to open the locked door. She was practically yelling and goes, "Dorsa! Did you fall!? Open the door!" I just sit there for a second really dazed (I guess that's the best word for it) and calmer than I ever remember being before, say, "Yeah, I can't see." Then reach up and unlock the door. My mom barges in right as I completley lose vision and the last thing I remember was seeing her sillouette (sp?) then just pure black. It was weird 'cus I knew I was in the bathroom the whole time but it was in like a dream-like state type thing. But it was crazy weird.

Anyway, I'm feeling better save for like 3 or 4 coughing fits today, and it was really awesome to have people say they missed me. <33 Love.  

This has to be said, shutup: Oded Fehr = wa-a-a-ay too perfect. He's hot (well there's no other word for it...well I guess attractive but that sounds too old) and from the way one of his interview dealies sounded, he's so sweet. Too bad he's FAR beyond my reach, lmao. Age playing a major factor in that. Can't he just like...go back 20 years or something?! Lmao.

I swear...I need to stop it. Too old! Lmfao, no I'm not like that shutup afore I keel yoo dead!

 


Monday, January 02, 2006

Currently Watching
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo
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Mmmkay, this winter break was pretty cool, I ended up not going out too much but just ate. I actually ate a thing of Coconut Pecan icing in around three days, lmao...I feel so sick. I got some pretty cool stuff for Christmas, including some crazy incense and incense holder...my room now smells like "a gypsy tent." My mom is thinking about taking me to Iran over the summer (Heck, yus! Scout out some middle-eastern boys toobadthey'reusuallyreallyhairy--I didn't say anything, shutup! Lmfao. I'll bring back some Zatarr, or however you spell it, for Jennan.) and I super wanna go...but my dad kinda freaked me out by talking about the war over there and crap. I don't think anything would happen to me but now I'm nervous! So yeah, OH! I ate a whole box of those little Rocher chocolate things, soooo good, lmao...I sound like an old lady. So I was apparently love-sick for the majority of the break, wheeee. Chocolate does that to me.

OH OH! I watched the first Deuce Bigalow yesterday. The plot kinda sucked and I heard the second was supposed to be better but that was a freaking HILARIOUS movie. I burst out laughing when Antione (sp? He's the dude that goes away for 3 weeks...I think it was three) randomly started tapping on the fish tank and with his monster voice goes "Heeey fishy fishy fishy!" Here, I found an MP3, freaking hilarious. http://www.odedfehr.de/deuce/fishy2.wav

The girl screaming crap at people was funny as hell too. I laughed way too hard and I usually never laugh at movies. But yeah, reading Great Expectations is a pain and school starts tomorrow (omgwhee fun, no?) so yeah. Comment beeshes!


Thursday, December 15, 2005

Currently Watching
Van Helsing (Widescreen Edition)
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Halrightzerz, I need to update so I vill! Exams are here -armpump- and I'll be cooped up in my room surrounded by reviews and food to last me the weekend this week so that's fun. But no one wants to talk about that so bleh.

Tiff and I both got 84 on our bio test (notcheatingwhatareyoutalkingaboutpunk?!) shweet passing grades no? School's strange and I keep getting bounced around in crowds, thus the pissed face whenever you guys see me walking around (lmao). Someone come with me to go to the mall or a movie or to just watch Van Helsing with me! I'm uber in the mood to watch Interview with the Vampire or Van Helsing (Dracula -droool-) HAH! Yay Kels for also loving older guys, hahaha! We also need to get the group together this holiday, no idea what we'd do but still, I miss just hanging out with people. Short post 'cus I really need to finish studying, must do well! Leave me comments me pretties!

 



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